i know i should just shut up now, but really, if this JPL gelfling is on american idol one more week, i might stop watching. and i am going to need a diet coke drip come sunday, let alone a big gulp. but i might not even be able to scrounge up the $1.29 to buy it, as i am broke from paying way too many bills this go around in order to have money for my j lo-style trip to manhattan next weekend.

you know, it's hard being me.