4.29.2004

My Night in Quotes, II

"oh you're a hooker no matter what you wear."

"g is the type of dog who licks her bowl clean."

"i fully support your right to wanna hump!"

"i look like a romanian substitute teacher."

"the wine didn't go down so well, but your mother did!"

speaking of john stevens of american idol, "do you think if you & that boy had a baby, it would be so pale it would be translucent?!"