so here's what i'm thinking: i should capitalize on the upcoming onslaught of cicadas. as of now, and i'm open to suggestions, i am going to make cicada mescal. i'm also planning on cicada martinis made with cicada-pepper vodka and garnished with the brown cicada shells.

perhaps these should debut at a cicada party, where we put them on the barbie (cicada kabobs?) and all guests come dressed as cicadas? i mean, a cicada priest, cicada britney or cicada ed mcmahon would really do it for me.