10.05.2004

Confidential to Beckham Woodard

dear becks,

we have a little something to discuss. it seems a behavior is developing that i just won't tolerate.

i know you're cute and you have these fantastic ears and it's really nice when you sleep on my neck and you have a weave to rival your mama's. but that only goes so far when you are chewing holes in my leather heels.

you hit me where it hurts, wee becks. this means war. and i'm way bigger than you.

sincerely,
e2theLos