10.13.2004

Things My Roommates Have Said to Me in the Past 24 Hours

[los:] man, those beastie boys are old, but ad rock is hot!
[weave:] sigh. i've always been a mike-d girl.

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[bees:] yeah, i'm pretty sure i'm going straight to hell.
[los:] but you'll be in great company!
[bees:] yeah - me and SteveSchulte will sit in lawn chairs drinking acid on the
banks of the firey river making fun of all the other denziens of hell.

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[los:] jess your ass is a toy!
[jess:] yes, but not for you.

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[bees:] man, i live with some funny bitches!
[los:] and there dads! well, no, don't live with my dad...
[weave:] but you're dad's hot! no wait - he sounds hot!! that's it! he sounds hot!!

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[weave:] i thought tupac was the shit even when he was alive.

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[bees:] go find my halo, biatch. It's the one with the built-in cigarette lighter.