To: E. Carlos

From: B. Bacon

RE: The Weave's ghetto quotient.

Please be advised that due to the aesthetic condition of The Weave's car, her ghetto quotient has become unacceptably high.

We convened a meeting on the subject and determined that the remedy is for you to make one of your cute signs that says the statement below. This sign will be posted on three sides of The Weave's car for the next two weeks.

"Please don't think I'm ghetto. My car got hit yesterday and I'm getting it fixed tomorrow. Thank you. If you don't believe me, ask Pharell. We are engaged. The Weave"

May I suggest decorating the signs with some bling to make them more

You have your assignment. This message will explode in three minutes.