my breakfast today consisted of oatmeal with raisins. usually DUH produces the thickest, most viscous oatmeal you've ever seen, let alone eaten, but today it was much thinner. runny, even. somehow, i managed to keep myself completely clean. and, i was eating it with a plastic fork.

self-contained banana with a piece of dry toast, and i look like i need a bib & a highchair. but gimme some runny oatmeal eaten with a fork - i'm golden.

just me then? go figure.