Conversations with Los

[jason:] "oh that girl, she's a fag hag."

[los:] "am i a fag hag?"

[jason:] "no, you're a fruit fly."

[los:] "what's the difference?"

[jason:] "well, a fag hag basically devotes herself to gay men. she gives up her sexuality. a fruit fly, on the other hand, hangs out with her gay friends and has a great time, but still wants to get laid."

[los, after thoughtful contemplation:] "oh yeah. that's me."