1.11.2005

Sugar and Spice and...

yesterday i received an email inviting me to join a recipe tree. according to the email, i was to send one recipe to one person, move some names around, send the invitation to ten people and VIOLA! i would receive 36 recipes.

sounds great, right?

so far, all i've gotten is this:

Skanky Biotch

Take one Big Lady and one John "I make the goofiest jokes on the planet" Carlos and mix. Bake in oven for nine months. Remove from oven sprinkle with charm, charisma and the ability to wear the same t-shirt for four days straight. Add obsession with hott men, a touch of booty-shakin' and a dash of "not proud."

26 years later you will have One Skanky Biotch.