How to Freak Out Your Coworkers, As Evidenced By e2theLos

show up to work on a monday morning really cheery. say 'good morning' to strangers. smile at everyone. be able to complete a sentence that doesn't end in: dammit; you're gonna have to give me a minute; wait, i haven't had my coffee yet; or a yawn.

i'm telling you, they're running scared.