Things I Found Whilst Cleaning Out My Car This Weekend in Front of Union Station

one hot pink lighter
one pair of black, velvet gloves
one travel-sized bottle of scope
one used swiffer
one card for tres reyes tamales in san antonio
one booklet of sonic coupons
one half of a parking ticket
three forged parking permits
one wedding-cake-shaped bottle of bubbles
one tube of neosporin
one game of car bingo
one purple, lace thong