Conversations with Los

[los:] so how was your trip home?
[j:] oh it was awesome! we went to a craft fair, made homemade pasta, and oh! i noticed there were apples on our tree outside, so we made a pie, too!
[los:] oh barf. that is so martha.
[j:] *smile* but the best part was that i listened to country music all the way home!
[los:] i bet you did.
[j:] windows down, fleece zipped up, skully on...i was so cute. but there was this fabulous song that made me think of you.
[los:] oh?!
[j:] yeah. know what it was called? honky tonk bedonk a donk.
[los:] figures.