Conversations with Los

[j:] this pear sucks.
[los:] huh?
[j:] this pear sucks.
[los:] there's really no leeway for fruit.
[j:] no. like sex.
[los:] well, sometimes even bad sex is good. like pizza.
[j:] yeah, if you're really hungry.
[los:] but sometimes, like that under-ripe pear, it just leaves you, you know, wanting another pear. but the only one left to have is just another under-ripe pear.
[j:] sigh.

***time lapse***

[j:] yeah e2theLos! it's been a little dry lately.
[los:] like bad sex.